The Living Legend

I write..
Everyday..

At this rate, by the end of this year, I would have 365 blogs..
Or rather 365 short stories...
How about getting those published???

Cool no !!!

Bhatti ki kahani...
Bhatti ki zabani...

Name fame money royalty...
Booker also may be...
Critics also...

By god..

I would be famous...

My parents would be so proud...

Bhatnagar sahab, aapka ladka to heera hai heera...

Now, dont demoralize..
Dont say its not worth printing...
Its not worth reading...
Its not up to the mark..

Am not writing for an exam..
I dont have to be grammatically correct...
I dont have to be politically correct..

If MF Hussain can splash 3 bottles of paint on a canvas and call it modern art and get millions out of that bull shit, why cant I ??

Whats wrong with my bull shit???
Atleast it makes SOME sense...

You never know, someone might make a movie out of it..
Who might get an oscar or two...
Awesome...
Life gonna rock...

I can take a beach holiday in miami on context of getting inspiration...
Or hawaii..
Both I would say...

Meri Kahani Volume 1
Volume 2
The Best of Meri Kahani..
Meri Kahani Reloaded..
Meri Kahani Again...

Amazing...

Now I dont care if ecocomy goes kaboom..
I got an alternate career..

What do u day?
Should I get them published all in one go??
Naah...
50 at a time...
That would give enough volumes..
Element of curiosity u see would make people lined up outside the book stores the night of release...

My books would be referred as a text in schools..
My stories would be case studies in management classes...
My life would be showcased in documentries...

The living legend...

Huiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........

By god...
I sure can day dream...

Bye...