As a Matter of the Fact

People say I have changed..
People say I am on drugs...
People even say I am gay...

And then there are new set of people who are still dazzeled by the sheer awesomeness of the phenomenon called Bhatti.. ( I love being narcissist :) :) )

To cut the long story short, I havent done any of these things...

Come on man...

Accuse me of being a chauvinist..
Accuse me of being an asshole...
Accuse me of being an sadist...
Accuse me of being a showoff...

That would make a better sense..

But personality change??
Naaah....

Have you ever thought HOW much effort it takes to build up an on and off screen persona??
Why on earth would I want to give up on 26 year's hardwork??
It doesnt make any sense..
Neither to the technical side..
Nor to the economist side..
The trade off as they say is not good enough..

Drugs???

Why would a drug need a drug himself???
Elaborating this would be the heights of narcissism, so I leave it to your consious to decide..

Close your eyes..
Put your hands on the heart and ask yourself..
Can bhatti be so weak?
If anyone out here know me the way I want them to, they would have got the answer by now...


Now come to the funniest of them all...
Gay??

Heights...

Blame it on uncle sam's nephews, who corrupted entire world's thought process..
Cant a guy share his lunch with another guy?? (Its recession folks... cost cutting)
I bet my life if anyone out here comes and tells me that they have MORE fun with girls around...
And when am talking about fun, I mean fun..
No sex involved...

(Now all my girlfriends who might end up fuming reading this.. We'll settle this off the records.. )

There are some other facts and figures against the prosecution, which speak for themselves, but cant be presented here on account of incomely behavior in public..

People...

Am a lazy person.. I wont take the pains..
Am sane.. Drugs are for timids..
And I love details regarding their first bicycle to the last cycle when it comes to girls...

PERIOD..