A Day in the Life of a Toilet Paper

Hi

How many times you used the phrase "in ur ass" today??

Do you have any freaking idea how it feels to be "in ur ass"..

Everyday..

Litreally..

No you dont..

Coz I go there, you dont...

I know the pain..

I know how it feel when a hand reaches for me and shoves me "up his ass"..

That too full of filth..

Full of crap..

Full of SHIT..

I must have done some sins..

Big ones that too in some prehistoric births to see days like this...

Am rough..

Am ugly..

Am subjected to the most unhygienic places..

Am urs "toilet paper" or "jacks roll" as some of the sophisticated you might like to call me..

So much for the sophistication..

Made from the worst kind paper..

Kept in the darkest of the places..

Handled by the rudest of the people..

Folded, torn and what not...

Am not even allowed to stay alive in water...

While other so called "facial tissues" can..

Why?

Why so much injustice to me??

When my siblings found place in most of the coziest aromatic places..

Held by softest of the hands..

Felt by curviest of the curves..

Why am I kept at all the stinking places??

Why am I always wet??

Why am I always tortured??

Everynight I pray for a better tomorrow..

But no..

Its a shitty morning every day..

Day after day..

Asses..

All kinds..

Round flat flabby bony hairy...

All running for me..

Life begins with shit..

Life ends with shit..

From shit hole to shit whole...

Ya ya I can take honor of making people ready to take further shits of the world..

I can take the honor in keeping the world a cleaner place..

I can take the honor in being "bio-degradable"..

I can take certain similar honors..

But not much of an incentive for what I go through each day..

I need more respect...

I need more visibility...

May be an award or something...

For making world a greener place..

How about a day dedicated to me ??

Atleast on leap years !!!!

But it doesnt work like this..

What we wish is hardly what we get..

We wish gold..

We get shit.. (atleast the color u got)

We wish happiness..

We get shit..

We wish love..

We get BULLshit...

Lets try wishing for SHIT someday..

I might get something else.. (amen..)

Else its a shitty world anyways...

Ciao..