Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I.. Me... & My Pizza....

Saturday morning...
Nothing to look forward to...
Sleepy faces all around...

After a heated debate over the origin and logic behind prefixing and suffixing "dar" over certain explicitves the night before, I think they need their much deserved break...

Tried reading newspaper...
No help...

Tv ?
No ways...

Shantaram ?
Was found tossed in corner after 15 minutes...

TT ?
No fun anymore...

An idle mind is a devil's workshop...
An idle devil's mind...
Nevermind !!!!

Fiddling thru the phone, I dialled Dominos...
Ordered and started the stop watch...
To my disappointment, it came in 25 minutes...
Just when I cussed for being deprived of sadism, I realised, there's a coke less in the order...
Moreover, for a 290/- bill, the delivery boy wasnt having 10/- bucks change...

God exists...

He had to run back for obvious reasons...
Then he had to run back again for lack of change...
And clearly no tip...

What fun did I get?
What nirvana I attained?
What moksha??
What doors of heaven opened?

And theres no guarantee, delivery boy wouldnt do it again...

The amount of fuel wasted could have been put to better use...
No "What an idea Sir Ji" either...

Just for a fleeting moment I took pride in getting things done my way...
Right wrong doesn't matter...
Just the way I wanted...

Enough for making the remaining weekend peaceful...

3 comments:

  1. i wasted 120 secs of my life reading something ... i already knew ...atleast .... some big revelation should be reserved for the end !!!! ...btw ... for the benefit of others ..that weekend one thing let to another and we fired the cook!!!

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  2. Hehe... The "target audience" isnt P-21

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  3. mean.. so mean.. and also.. get a cook.. sooner the better..

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